13. "Wanna fool around in the bathroom?"
14. "Do you know how fattening macaroni & cheese is?"
15. "I think I'm falling in love with you."
12. "I quit my job on Wall St. because my biggest passion is club promotion."
11. "Really? It doesn't look like you have a gym membership."
10. "Want to just skip dessert and head to my place?"
9. "I forgot my wallet. Can ya spot me?"
8. "You look different in person..."
7. "Is the shaved head a look? Or are you going through chemo?"
6. "Can you order me a Malibu Bay Breeze?"
5. "Mind if we stop at the cemetery real quick?"
4. "I actually still live at home with my parents."
2. "I just did a line of coke in the bathroom."
3. "Are you gonna eat all of that?"
1. "I've never read a book in my life."
THE WORST THINGS I HAVE HEARD ON A FIRST DATE (PART 1)