12. "This is weird to ask, but...are you poor?"
11. "I dont know. For some reason, no one wants to date me."
10. "Want to just skip dessert and head to my place?"
9. "Ugh. I have had a D-A-Y-Y!" (spelled out)
8. "Into getting choked?"
7. "Well I guess the plus side of being bald is the money you save on shampoo..."
6. "Just bought this canvas tote bag. Cute, right?"
5. "Your writing sounds pretty dull."
4. "My favorite movie is 'Rainbow Brite'."
2. "What size shoe are you in heels?"
3. "I've given my twin brother a handjob before. Like, when we were young."
1. "People who wear undershirts have a lot of unspoken insecurities."
THE WORST THINGS I HAVE HEARD ON A FIRST DATE (PART 2)